Ah, the ambiguous Twitter
Favorite. It could mean anything from "That was a good tweet!" to "I'm
trying to suck your dick [figuratively, to advance my career]" or "I'm
trying to suck your dick [literally]." Below, please enjoy some of my recent faves, decoded.
PS - For those of you who complain, "Don't just Fave my Tweet, RT it so I can get some new followers!" Get off the @ tab and check out the # section, where you'll find a number of Tweets highlighted based on Favorites.
After seeing this, if you want to be impregnated immediately, we can work something out. 9852855822 pic.twitter.com/9txfFBLLZP— Sean Patton (@mrseanpatton) September 6, 2013
Ha ha ha, I love self-deprecation! Oh no, wait, I don't want to get impregnated. That Fave wasn't like a contract to get impregnated, was it?